prokopetz:

prokopetz:

My favourite memes:

• Very politely asking people not to do something unimaginably horrible
• Technically correct statements that vastly underestimate the magnitude of the subject or problem at hand
• Rankings of potential consequences that suggest the speaker has deeply misplaced priorities 
• Casual, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it mentions of life-altering catastrophes
  
• Bees
  

Additionally:

• Wildly misidentifying common household items
  
• Prefacing statements with “it seems” or “it appears” when the topic of discussion is clearly not in doubt
• Announcing that something obvious has been brought to your attention
• Outside-context events described as though they’re routine occurrences
  
• Mutual, unspoken agreements to never speak of this again