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kvitoya:

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

Twas the night before Christmas
and I swear to the Lord
I will break your goddamn ankles
If you don’t buy this ford

posted 4 years ago on 6th December
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